Sup peoples? Well alot of you are today recovering from quite a little spate of entertainment over this glorious weekend. For the moment this blog has become sorta a TMQB (Tuesday morning quarterback for sports challenged readers) that'll change from time to time but for now its kinda a week in review. So with that said i guess we should start from the beginning of the week and go...so in no particular order...Earlier in the week witnessed a few coaching changes with former Bears and Chargers DC Ron Rivera get the big boy job in Carolina, with their former HC John Fox getting the nod in Denver, as well as Pat Shurmur getting the nod in Cleveland and John Harbaugh in San Fransisco. Basically the only Head Coaching vacancy that isnt filled is Oakland where Hue Jackson is the favorite to land that job. While some of these moves were lauded as solid hires and trendy moves, the question thats really on everyone's mind is really....was the "Rooney Rule" enforced? Now while Carolina escaped it because Rivera is Hispanic it kinda stirred up mixed emotions within me...this rule is a fucking joke! yea i said it a new way for a majority of old white owners who more than likely pre-date slavery (im starring squarely in your direction Ralph wilson, Al Davis and Bud Adams) while this was a rule started by another pre slavery guy in Art rooney i respect what this rule stands for. The thought that it would make any difference to owners than say.....LTTP Diddy's most recent crap on society (dont get me started) its laughable as was the case in Dallas. In case youve lived under a rock for the past 15 years you know Jerry Jones is the flamboyent owner of the Dallas Cowboys. This year he had a "Coaching Vacancy". I say this in quotes because he already had his guy in house had no intention of hiring outside the orginization or any "colored associate". Think im lying?! Google it who did he interview for the job? Ray Sherman who became the scapegoat of Rooney Rule interviewing because he's been a candidate the last 10 years with like 5,000 interviews...he's been the guy you woulda took....the awkward kid in gym who really wasnt athletic but you needed him to play full court. Whats worse? he fired him a couple days later. HA! Black coaches around the leaugue laugh at this rule with some assistants openly refusing to interview at times. What would you do?
So also this weekend we got to see the Atlanta Falcons pull the biggest fuckin choke job in American history. How are you the runaway favorite in the NFC the #1 seed , homefield advantage for the playoffs, and a starting Qb with a 20-2 home record....and you get fucking spanked at home by a #6 seed???? Who cares that its the Packers! You beat them earlier in the season!! Have some respect for yourself! I have quite a few ATL born friends who were reduced to tears, vicious verbal outbursts, threats and actual acts of physical violence...(i have video of an unfortunate Packer fan in ATL...wow it guy ugly) i feel your pain in a sense cause im a Bills fan but this choke job was extra epic...folks across the nation were swindled out of money to the delight of Green Bay fans everywhere...somewhere Brett Favre is crying...with $20 million dollars to dry his eyes!
Last but deffinetly not least we had the biggest game in this years playoffs Jets vs Patriots. This one had all the makings of a heavyweight title bout. All types of shit talking, foot refrences, threats of playing days left...it even went so far as Jets Cb Antonio "More Baby Mommas than yo average guy" Cromartie saying and i quote "Fuck Tom Brady" HA! We all knew this was like a punk getting a rematch and talking shit cause he dogged out in the first fight... i.e. the last meeting between these two resulted in a 45-3 asswhipping by the Patriots and many hurt feelings. So with the Patriots being this Juggernaut we all expected to pick up where they left off and whip ass on the way to a championship a funny thing happened...we started to see holes in the armour..folks arent getting any younger in New england and it proved as the Jets out worked and out efforttted the Patriots all game..well guess what hoes??? Its the biggest swindle ever!! The Patriots are good enough to run the table in the regular season but they tire out. You dont think Proffessor X aka Bill Belicheck knows this? Look at the Picks they have in the upcomming draft he's gonna reload and not miss a beat. i am by no means a patriots fan but i respect the empire theyve built by smart drafting and great personel moves the loss only gives the Patriots a little lower slot in the draft. While im sure they wouldnt have minded the 32nd pick and another World Championship im guessing the thought of even more new weapons has to be just as consoling....But the real winner in all of this is Rex Ryan hey give the freaky foot guy his just due..your a game away...just a foot... hey and i just want you to remember that i said it...Bill Bellicheck dont need a Qb at the moment so he has time to develop a guy really let him sit and learn...Cam Newton....im just saying...theyve got multiple picks in the 1st 3 rounds of the draft...
Finally ill end on two notes #1 Walt "Clyde" Frazier is a pimp and i dare you to tell me otherwise. He's got more swag than anyone you know so dont hate on the old school...have yo ass on one of these corners selling ass, scouting reports and Knicks posters...
While i usually like to keep it lighthearted in these rants and postings id like to take this time out to speak on the tragedy in Arizona and speak to some of you right wing extremists...while i believe the government does have sisniter motives and does try to keep people in the dark about certain aspects of their workings...ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!?! This isnt a fucking movie just cause you kill a senator or attempt to its not gonna change history or government at all!! The government is a massive machine when you move one cog it gets replaced and they move on...you on the other hand can only look forward to beatings and ritualistic ass rape *kanye shrug* kinda takes that whole anarchy thing and throws it out the window...And another thing you fucking Coward next time you wanna go into a crowded area and shot turn the gun on yourself...you snuffed out people who had nothing to do with your twisted idea of society...no child deserves to die...the older people in that crowd we're just going to the grocery store you fuck and now theyre gone...R.I.P. to all the fallen and hopefully the senator pulls through but as for you Jared Loughner i hope you burn in hell you sadistic fuck and thats from me to you...have fun in prison..p.s. buy vaseline in commissary youre gonna need it!!
Welp thats all for today folks be good to each other Happy MLK Birthday or Day or whatever. Just do right folks....2 fangas like a playa.....Rex send us off please....
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