The Buffalo Bills and The 2011 NFL Draft: The Debate (Fairley or Newton at #3)

                 Well, well, well, The Buffalo Bills have a bit of a "Beautiful Problem", it seems that the Bills played so fuckin bad this year, that they received the number 3 pick in the NFL draft. Now lets keep in mind that Carolina at number 1 and Denver at 2 both are in dire need of a DT like Fairley (Fuckin guy is built like 18 fort knoxes) and the Bills are too, but pending a pro day workout and a fucked up combine interview when the interviewer asks Fairley "do you smoke rocks? and do you like fried chicken?", hopefully he will smack the interviewer, drop his draft stock and the Bills can land him at 3 (wishful thinking).

                 So, that leaves us to wonder, "Who's next or BPA (Best Player Available), the Bills war room have been known to fuck this part of the draft up, (a la C.J. Spiller 2010 draft at number 9), but can they fuck up to the point where they land the most versatile QB in college right now in Cameron "You mad Im gettin money?" Newton? (Oh yeah, Cecil will be there on draft day with a BIG ASS CHAIN on), the answer is YES!, yes the can and will fuck this pick up, when they already established Ryan "The Amish Cannon" Fitzpatrick the starter.  Bottom line is................... seats need to be filled, so look for the most "exciting" player picked at this spot.