Section 716 Row 1 2011 Mock Draft (I put this on my sub)

Welp.........................

                The 2011 NFL Draft is steadily approaching and every year prior Ive observed these Mock drafts by various and somewhat credible sources (Mike Mayock > Mel Kiper Jr.).  But this year is different, with a lockout pending mediation in place and potential rookies talking about "Boycotts" and all that jazz, some of these writers and analysts are unsure of were some of these players could go.  So..............

                 We here at "Section 716" decided to give this mock draft thing a whirl and see if we can get this draft somewhat logically right.  Ill be the first to lead off......................... Here is B.Goldsmith's 2011 NFL Mock Draft.

1.Carolina Panthers- Blaine Gabbert QB

2. Denver Broncos- Marcell Darius DE

3. Buffalo Bills- Cam Newton QB Or Von Miller LB

4. Cincinnati Bengals- A.J. Green WR

5. Arizona Cardinals- Von Miller LB (If Available) Or Nick Fairley DT

6. Cleveland Browns- Julio Jones WR

7. San Francisco 49ers- Pat Peterson DB

8. Tennessee Titans- Nick Fairley DT (If available) or Rob Quinn DE

9. Dallas Cowboys- Tyron Smith OT

10. Washington Redskins- Ryan Mallett QB

11. Houston Texans- Daquan Bowers DL

12. Minnesota Vikings- Cam Jordan DE or Rob Quinn DE (if Available)

13. Detroit Lions- Prince Amukamara CB

14. St. Louis Rams- Aldon Smith DE

15. Miami Dolphins- Mike Pouncey OL

16. Jacksonville Jaguars- Ryan Kerrigan DE

17. New England Patriots- Mark Ingram RB

18. San Diego Chargers- J.J. Watt DE

19. New York Giants- Anthony Castonzo OL

20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Adrian Clayborn DL

21. Kansas City Chiefs- Gabe Carimi OL

22. Indianapolis Colts- Derek Sherrod OL

23. Philadelphia Eagles- Jimmy Smith CB

24. New Orleans Saints- Akeem Ayers LB

25. Seattle Seahawks- Danny Watkins OL

26. Baltimore Ravens- Torrey Smith WR

27. Atlanta Falcons- Aaron Williams DB

28. New England Patriots (Yes, they got over again)- Nate Solder OL

29. Chicago Bears- Corey Liuget DT

30. New York Jets- Justin Houston LB

31. Pittsburgh Steelers- Ben Ijalana OL

32. Green Bay Packers- Cam Heyward DT

This is gonna start some shit.......................

Title Town Reloaded: What Plagues The New England Patriots' Title Hopes

Let's begin with that age-old adage: "Offense wins games. Defense wins championships." As such, we’ll next take a peek at the past ten Super Bowls and see how well that quote holds up:

2010: New Orleans Saints

2009: Pittsburgh Steelers

2008: New York Giants

2007: Indianapolis Colts

2006: Pittsburgh Steelers

2005: New England Patriots

2004: New England Patriots

2003: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2002: New England Patriots

2001: Baltimore Ravens

Hue?, Do you know what they do to Niggas like you in Oakland!?

               Well Hue, Congrats on becoming the 17th head coach of the Oakland Raiders and the 3rd Minority hired by Al Davis (Yall dont remember Tom Flores, yeah he was Hispanic).  How fitting this comes a day after MLK Day and to show people that the "Rooney Rule" is in effect (Bullshit), and Hue was happier than a slave on his day off.  I'm upset at the fact that the Oakland job was the last head coaching vacancy filled, I believe that this was due to the fact that they had "Other" candidates in consideration (everybody lighter than Hue.....Im just sayin) and they would shut the league up by satisfying the "Rooney Rule" if they didnt get who they wanted.

              
                    I mean, I'd be happy too, just to get a check cut by a 134 year old senile owner that has no idea where his money is going (hence the smile on Hue's face) but will this relationship really work?  Shit, I cant call Al Davis a racist, hes far from it, in all essence, he pretty much called Lane Kiffin a Bitch.  I'm just upset at how this shit plays out, then at the press conference you have these Black Coaches on display when they weren't even the 5th choice of the organization, there's that "Rooney Rule" at work again.

                    So let the tap dancing begin, the Raiders are a joke, 17 head coaches, 6 coaches in 9 years, and  Hue Jackson is the new fall guy for this circus that "will" go wrong at the end, FYI they still need a fuckin defense! (Shout Out To Nnamdi Asomugha, get yo money pimp)

Dont trust the Falcons, The Rooney Rule, and the New England Patriots...

Sup peoples? Well alot of you are today recovering from quite a little spate of entertainment over this glorious weekend. For the moment this blog has become sorta a TMQB (Tuesday morning quarterback for sports challenged readers) that'll change from time to time but for now its kinda a week in review. So with that said i guess we should start from the beginning of the week and go...so in no particular order...Earlier in the week witnessed a few coaching changes with former Bears and Chargers DC Ron Rivera get the big boy job in Carolina, with their former HC John Fox getting the nod in Denver, as well as Pat Shurmur getting the nod in Cleveland and John Harbaugh in San Fransisco. Basically the only Head Coaching vacancy that isnt filled is Oakland where Hue Jackson is the favorite to land that job. While some of these moves were lauded as solid hires and trendy moves, the question thats really on everyone's mind is really....was the "Rooney Rule" enforced? Now while Carolina escaped it because Rivera is Hispanic it kinda stirred up mixed emotions within me...this rule is a fucking joke! yea i said it a new way for a majority of old white owners who more than likely pre-date slavery (im starring squarely in your direction Ralph wilson, Al Davis and Bud Adams) while this was a rule started by another pre slavery guy in Art rooney i respect what this rule stands for. The thought that it would make any difference to owners than say.....LTTP Diddy's most recent crap on society (dont get me started) its laughable as was the case in Dallas. In case youve lived under a rock for the past 15 years you know Jerry Jones is the flamboyent owner of the Dallas Cowboys. This year he had a "Coaching Vacancy". I say this in quotes because he already had his guy in house had no intention of hiring outside the orginization or any "colored associate". Think im lying?! Google it who did he interview for the job? Ray Sherman who became the scapegoat of Rooney Rule interviewing because he's been a candidate the last 10 years with like 5,000 interviews...he's been the guy you woulda took....the awkward kid in gym who really wasnt athletic but you needed him to play full court. Whats worse? he fired him a couple days later. HA! Black coaches around the leaugue laugh at this rule with some assistants openly refusing to interview at times. What would you do?

So also this weekend we got to see the Atlanta Falcons pull the biggest fuckin choke job in American history. How are you the runaway favorite in the NFC the #1 seed , homefield advantage for the playoffs, and a starting Qb with a 20-2 home record....and you get fucking spanked at home by a #6 seed???? Who cares that its the Packers! You beat them earlier in the season!! Have some respect for yourself! I have quite a few ATL born friends who were reduced to tears, vicious verbal outbursts, threats and actual acts of physical violence...(i have video of an unfortunate Packer fan in ATL...wow it guy ugly) i feel your pain in a sense cause im a Bills fan but this choke job was extra epic...folks across the nation were swindled out of money to the delight of Green Bay fans everywhere...somewhere Brett Favre is crying...with $20 million dollars to dry his eyes!

Last but deffinetly not least we had the biggest game in this years playoffs Jets vs Patriots. This one had all the makings of a heavyweight title bout. All types of shit talking, foot refrences, threats of playing days left...it even went so far as Jets Cb Antonio "More Baby Mommas than yo average guy" Cromartie saying and i quote "Fuck Tom Brady" HA! We all knew this was like a punk getting a rematch and talking shit cause he dogged out in the first fight... i.e. the last meeting between these two resulted in a 45-3 asswhipping by the Patriots and many hurt feelings. So with the Patriots being this Juggernaut we all expected to pick up where they left off and whip ass on the way to a championship a funny thing happened...we started to see holes in the armour..folks arent getting any younger in New england and it proved as the Jets out worked and out efforttted the Patriots all game..well guess what hoes??? Its the biggest swindle ever!! The Patriots are good enough to run the table in the regular season but they tire out. You dont think Proffessor X aka Bill Belicheck knows this? Look at the Picks they have in the upcomming draft he's gonna reload and not miss a beat. i am by no means a patriots fan but i respect the empire theyve built by smart drafting and great personel moves the loss only gives the Patriots a little lower slot in the draft. While im sure they wouldnt have minded the 32nd pick and another World Championship im guessing the thought of even more new weapons has to be just as consoling....But the real winner in all of this is Rex Ryan hey give the freaky foot guy his just due..your a game away...just a foot... hey and i just want you to remember that i said it...Bill Bellicheck dont need a Qb at the moment so he has time to develop a guy really let him sit and learn...Cam Newton....im just saying...theyve got multiple picks in the 1st 3 rounds of the draft...





Finally ill end on two notes #1 Walt "Clyde" Frazier is a pimp and i dare you to tell me otherwise. He's got more swag than anyone you know so dont hate on the old school...have yo ass on one of these corners selling ass, scouting reports and Knicks posters...

While i usually like to keep it lighthearted in these rants and postings id like to take this time out to speak on the tragedy in Arizona and speak to some of you right wing extremists...while i believe the government does have sisniter motives and does try to keep people in the dark about certain aspects of their workings...ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!?! This isnt a fucking movie just cause you kill a senator or attempt to its not gonna change history or government at all!! The government is a massive machine when you move one cog it gets replaced and they move on...you on the other hand can only look forward to beatings and ritualistic ass rape *kanye shrug* kinda takes that whole anarchy thing and throws it out the window...And another thing you fucking Coward next time you wanna go into a crowded area and shot turn the gun on yourself...you snuffed out people who had nothing to do with your twisted idea of society...no child deserves to die...the older people in that crowd we're just going to the grocery store you fuck and now theyre gone...R.I.P. to all the fallen and hopefully the senator pulls through but as for you Jared Loughner i hope you burn in hell you sadistic fuck and thats from me to you...have fun in prison..p.s. buy vaseline in commissary youre gonna need it!!

Welp thats all for today folks be good to each other Happy MLK Birthday or Day or whatever. Just do right folks....2 fangas like a playa.....Rex send us off please....

So this is 2011....

So boys and girls so far what have we learned in 2011?? The 716 will foreve be linked to the first round of the 2011 NFL playoffs. Well sorta, Seahawks Rb Marshawn Lynch had in many sports writers eyes the "greatest TD run in playoff history" a ridiculous 67 yd 8 tackle breaking run (while he did go Ham no turkey i cant say thats the best run EVER *kanye shrug*) in sealing the fate of the New Orleans Saints. Lynch earlier this season was a member of the Buffalo Bills. Remember that whole fiasco mister imma hit a drunk person on the strip in my car cause...well thats too much like snitchin but ya'll know what the deal was...anyhoo. Then Our old friend Willis McGahee Baltimore Ravens part time back put the nail in the coffin on a 25 yd lil stiff arm scamper complete with the tomahawk at Kansas City Chief fans. Saving the best for last in the game most 716'ers tuned in to see Mike Vick possibly continue his redemption but were pleasently suprised to see a familiar name/face in former Niagara Falls and UB Rb James Starks rack up 123 yds and help close the door on Philly....sorry Mike.

We learned that as much as the world knocks athletes for leaving school and grabbing the money we get really pissed off when one of them decides not to leave. Kudos to you Andrew Luck go back to Stanford get that prestigious degree win a Heisman maybe even a National Championship come out next year and get your paper homie!! Honestly do you wanna play Qb for the Panthers either....i didnt think so. We learned that SEC teams might just be more physically dominant than the PAC-10 and more members of their team look/sound like Gucci mane than any other FBS team. But hey im not a hater i got family down South and a bunch a cool ninjas down bottom. They grindin down there just like us so shouts out to ya'll boys....ya country sombitches!! no lie you cant say Nick Fairley dont look like he'd beat you to within a quarter of your life over a .59 cheeseburger...

We learned that talent far outweighs morals...wink Cecil Newton and the NCAA sorry man but say what you want my pops selling my rights for $180,000 im at least tryna see a Escalade or a the very least a Bonneville. You cant tell me Cam "didnt know" his daddy was sellin him like like dutches outta King City s/o O hahaha. Auburn knew what they were getting when they signed him up to play honestly i think Auburn had to give him more than $180 he just got them a National Championship that'll be $500,000 or a cool million...straight cash homie!!

We learned that the Miami Heat own the regualar season...in January...well like the first 12 days...they was goin ham before New years but this is what we've learned so far in 2011. Melo wants to go to New York but probably gonna end up in New Jersey...Imagine the possiblities...i know this is more a football blog but from time to time we'll both show off our overall sports knowledge. The lakers are old, the Orlando Magic can put anyone around Dwight Howard and look great. The Celtics are....well.....the Celtics pencil them in the Eastern conference finals. The Spurs have managed to reinvent themselves and are great again. OKC is the team to watch out for...remember i said this. Blake Griffin would dunk on your grandmother....really!! theres alot goin on as always but its only January. Oh yea Blake Griffin would dunk on you too....

welp this was my first contribution like it or love it their my thoughts.....two fangas like a playa

The Buffalo Bills and The 2011 NFL Draft: The Debate (Fairley or Newton at #3)

                 Well, well, well, The Buffalo Bills have a bit of a "Beautiful Problem", it seems that the Bills played so fuckin bad this year, that they received the number 3 pick in the NFL draft. Now lets keep in mind that Carolina at number 1 and Denver at 2 both are in dire need of a DT like Fairley (Fuckin guy is built like 18 fort knoxes) and the Bills are too, but pending a pro day workout and a fucked up combine interview when the interviewer asks Fairley "do you smoke rocks? and do you like fried chicken?", hopefully he will smack the interviewer, drop his draft stock and the Bills can land him at 3 (wishful thinking).

                 So, that leaves us to wonder, "Who's next or BPA (Best Player Available), the Bills war room have been known to fuck this part of the draft up, (a la C.J. Spiller 2010 draft at number 9), but can they fuck up to the point where they land the most versatile QB in college right now in Cameron "You mad Im gettin money?" Newton? (Oh yeah, Cecil will be there on draft day with a BIG ASS CHAIN on), the answer is YES!, yes the can and will fuck this pick up, when they already established Ryan "The Amish Cannon" Fitzpatrick the starter.  Bottom line is................... seats need to be filled, so look for the most "exciting" player picked at this spot.

The Prayer.........

                   Father, please forgive me for the truth I am about to post on this blog, for me and B.Hill mean well in our quest to spread the Football Gospel.  Somethings on here people may not like and disagree with, but the word has to be spread.  For we are now...............Live from Section "716" Row 1.

                                                                                             As we pray...........................Amen